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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

HEALTH STATEMENT BY JOHN

As John was relaxing on his sofa pondering over the problems of the world, he rapidly realised that he didn't really give a damn.  "It's the tortoise life for me!" he said.
1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.  A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
"And you tell me to exercise??  I don't think so," said John.

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